Married Life Chats Volume VII

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after returning home with the cutest little cooler
him: how much did that cost?
me: well, i saved $4 on tampons so only like $7!
him: you are very creative. i will give you that.

while at the taylor swift concert
him: oh good, there’s a break in the music. let’s sit down while we have the chance.
me: okay, old man.

Married Life Chats

waiting for a cab in las vegas at 5:30am to catch our flight home
him: can you believe people are just getting back right now?
me: ugh. no. gross.
him: can you imagine staying up all night drinking and partying?
me: i can’t imagine staying up all night hydrating and sitting.

working together on a training course for a client
him: your body is distracting.
me: maybe you shouldn’t sit so close to me?

him: since i didn’t say it yesterday, i’m going to say it twice today.
me: what’s that?
him: i am so excited to have a baby with you! i am so excited to have a baby with you!*
me: why didn’t you say it yesterday?
him: i wanted to give you a day off.

*author’s note…no we are not pregnant and no we are not currently trying. stop picturing things!

want to read other married life chats because sometimes fridays are for not doing the work you’re supposed to be doing? i’ve got you covered: here, here and here!

your turn! let’s hear the funny and weird conversations you have had recently!


  1. Audrey

    September 18, 2015 at 8:55 am

    Hehehe, it’s so adorable how pumped his is to parent with you! It’s so cute! I love that you guys were rocking out at a T Swift concert. How do you feel about the mix of attendance with young girls, teen girls, and boys that are in love with her? Haha, totally weirded us out when we saw her. Lol!
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    • chelsea

      September 18, 2015 at 2:44 pm

      it is super sweet indeed audrey (though sometimes exhausting because i’m not quite there yet) 🙂 that t-swift concert was definitely a little weird because there were SO many young people. i was also a little disappointed with how she talked to the audience…it didn’t feel very authentic but the younger crowd totally ate it up!

  2. Paula Howley

    September 18, 2015 at 9:44 am

    Hydrating and sitting??????? That might be the funniest thing you’ve EVER said. Awesome.
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    • chelsea

      September 18, 2015 at 2:45 pm

      hahah i cracked myself up after it came out of my mouth. glad you liked it paula but honestly…i can’t hang whether intoxicated or not!
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  3. Courtney {Alkeks Abroad}

    September 18, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    Haha the Vegas one cracked me up. I thought we were out SO late last night and when I got in bed and looked at the time it wasn’t even 10! We really can’t hang.
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    • chelsea

      September 18, 2015 at 5:36 pm

      bahaha that is hilarious courtney that you were in bed before 10 and thought it was soooo late. i totally feel you!
      chelsea recently posted…Married Life Chats Volume VII

  4. Jessica

    September 21, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    We were in Vegas last week and he was making fun of me for playing slot machines.
    Me: “I have no idea what I’m doing but it keeps dinging at me and that makes me feel like something good is happening”

    • chelsea

      September 28, 2015 at 3:12 pm

      haha love that one jessica! i dont really get the slot machines either