Married Life Chats Volume IX

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it’s the monday before the week before christmas (do you follow?) so i think we can all use some chuckles. lucky for you, i have captured some more ridiculous conversations between my husband and me so let’s get cracking!

Married Life Chats

him: it looks like you’re wearing mom jeans.
me: these are literally my mom’s jeans.

after my husband is 75% done with his meal after he was done keynoting a conference
me: i’m gonna be real with you right now because honesty is important.
him: okay…
me: i found that fork you are eating with on another used table because there were none left.
him: *stops chewing and gives a look of disgust.
me: but i wiped it off real well…

putting on all of our gear and waiting to board the ship to antarctica!
him: ew, we look like those privileged white people in an adventure magazine.
me: we totally are.

him: do you think it’s going to be cold out?
me: we are in antarctica. i am going to not respond to that question.

him: OMG why is it so cold in here!?
me: again. we are in antarctica. LITERALLY.

me: if we are going to drink vodka, i’m going to need a mixer.
him: why don’t you get an orange fanta or something?
me: …because i’m no longer 8.

looking really rough after 30+ hours of travel to get back home
me: i really hope we don’t see anyone we know before we get home.
him: i mean, i’m fine looking.
me: um…your shirt is tucked into your boxers and you haven’t showered in days.

alright…let’s hear yours now because i know you have some good ones!


  1. Elyse

    December 15, 2015 at 4:19 am

    Ha! Love these!

    I am not saying I did, but I may have done the same thing as you with a spoon to my husband….
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  2. Audrey

    December 15, 2015 at 7:29 am

    Oh my gosh… that fork incident. I think my husband would puke… Hahaha!

    Here’s one of ours that almost made it to Facebook…
    Kyle: Brace yourself.
    Me: …for what?
    K: I can feel myself getting sick.
    Me: Great, so we’re about to go from 28 year old man to 5 year old child.
    K: Exactly.

    Thankfully he’s still not completely pathetic yet 😉 I have a feeling I will be playing nurse this weekend, though (and not in the sexy way).
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    • chelsea

      December 16, 2015 at 5:10 pm

      thankfully i don’t think it was actually *used* just laying around. but i cannot guarantee that. 😉

      hahah i hope your husband is still feeling less thank pathetic and older than a 5 year old child haha. i may or may not be the same way when sick. positive thoughts for sexy nurse and not aiding-husband-turned-child-nurse!

  3. Kate

    December 15, 2015 at 9:55 am

    HA! So true about fanta! This wasn’t exactly a conversation, but we went to the mall the other day, and I shopped for myself while he shopped for presents. When we met back up, I showed off my sparkly striped sleep shirt from Victoria’s Secret…turns out, he bought the exact same one for me as a present!
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    • chelsea

      December 15, 2015 at 10:41 am

      awwww he knows you so well, kate! how funny that he got the exact same one! cuties.

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