
Married Life Chats – Now with a BABY!
we are long overdue for some insight into the ridiculous things that are often said within a marriage. it’s getting even funnier now that we have added a kid to the mix!
day one home from the birth center after atlas was born:
him: ohhh i found a birth mark on her!
me: are you sure that isn’t dried poop?
him: babe, of course! …oh no, wait you are right – it’s for sure poop.
him: do you want to go see suicide squad?
me: i thought that was a band until about 2 days ago.
him: how are you already such a mom?!
a few days after giving birth and still in a lot of pain…
him: ouch! atlas is pulling on my chest hair – it really hurts!
me: i can’t have you complain about that.
me: do you know where my glasses are?
him: are you serious?
me:Β um, yes.
him: they are literally on your face. you are wearing them.
me: whoa. sleep deprivation is scary.
said randomly to me…
him: if we were both attractive in high school, we never would have met.
me: ew. sugar smells like doritos.
him: gross!
me: ohhh do we have doritos?!
him: gross.
me: yay! our daughter is finally asleep!
him: we should draw on her face…
your turn – share some of the absurd conversations you have been having lately!
Elyse @ Just Murrayed
March 1, 2017 at 7:02 am
I definitely forget that I’m literally wearing my glasses more than I’d like to admit. I also LOVE these chats you now have with a baby, definitely adds another humourous layer to your relationship!
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chelsea
March 7, 2017 at 3:11 pm
bahah i’m SO glad i’m not alone in the glasses front! oh man, we have had some seriously weeeird conversations now that we are parents…
Audrey
March 1, 2017 at 9:16 am
“I can’t have you complain about that” – hahahahahaha!
Aso, this:
“If we were both attractive in high school, we never would have met.” How are husbands SO flattering some times?? Lol!
These are all gold.
(*Also, dog feet smell like cheetos/doritos sometimes because that’s where their sweat glades are!)
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chelsea
March 7, 2017 at 3:13 pm
i had NO idea that’s where their sweat glands are, audrey! #themoreyouknow
and you’re right – husbands are just so dang flatter at the perfect times. ha!
Vivien
March 1, 2017 at 1:30 pm
LMAO a whole new dimension with a child π Gave me a great big smile today.
I love how you automatically deduce it’s poop and how Ryan thinks to draw on her face.
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chelsea
March 7, 2017 at 3:14 pm
glad it made you smile, vivien π WHOLE new dimension indeed – and most topics of conversations are now bodily functions and it’s gross and werid. haha
jenniferhastonsays
March 1, 2017 at 10:18 pm
Love it!
Jeremy- “Is she asleep?”
Jennifer- “I can’t tell her eyes are so deep set in her face.
Jeremy- Something I never thought I’d hear you say..
chelsea
March 7, 2017 at 3:17 pm
hahha that’s a great one jennifer! it’s so funny how many conversations we are having now that we never thought we would be having, isn’t it!
Sara
March 4, 2017 at 9:20 am
Being sleep deprived leads to many interesting conversations, I’m sure.
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chelsea
March 7, 2017 at 3:20 pm
it suuuure does! glad it’s getting better now!
chelsea jacobs
March 6, 2017 at 7:33 am
“I canβt have you complain about that.” HAHAHA! Yes. So much yes.
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chelsea
March 7, 2017 at 3:20 pm
yeah – you totally get it! zip those lips, good sir!
Christina @ Hugs and Lattes
March 13, 2017 at 6:51 am
Hahahha the high school one cracked me up! You should have Ravery do the cheerio challenge on Atlas. . .
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chelsea
March 14, 2017 at 3:11 pm
bahaha how did i know the cheerio challenge was a thing?!?! i just googled it. i can’t stop laughing.