Married Life Chats Volume XIII
it’s been a huge weekend full of a baby shower and an ironman so obviously i need a nap. while i prepare those posts – enjoy some of the recent married life chats we have been having over the past few months!
me: are you really just training for an ironman because of the attire you get to wear?
him: you mean because it’s socially acceptable to wear a skin tight body suit? of course. *strikes a pose
him: i’m really excited to take the breastfeeding class with you!
me: oh yeah, why?
him: i want to see how it all works. does everyone just whip out a boobie and practice?
me: *palm to face.
him: is it okay to spend some money on a surprise for you?
me: that’s really sweet but we should be saving our money for baby things and essentials…like ice cream makers.
me: i almost stopped at dairy queen, who knows maybe i’m lactose tolerant right now!
him: why didn’t you stop?
me: i wasn’t craving it so bad i could cry.
him: that’s your new standard?
me: yes, it has to be otherwise i would eat every. single. thing.
him: whoa, how did you get to be 8 months pregnant?!
me: well, about 8 months ago…you were there…
while looking at my expanding belly
him: you don’t even look that big
me: *lifts shirt
him: whoa nevermind. black shirts are confusing.
talking about bavery’s new carseat
him: it doesn’t look very comfortable
me: it’s not about comfort. it’s about safety.
him: well #firstmomquote
me: i’m craving a whole box of mac and cheese
him: well that’s a specific amount
me: we need to eat soon
me: yes, i know there is food currently in my mouth…
your turn! share some of the chats you have been having recently!