Married Life Chats Volume XII
it’s that time again to share some of the absurd married life chats that occur between me and my husband! the fact that we make each other laugh is one of my favorite things ever about our marriage. i had a great weekend in kansas city with family but got home late and he left for another trip early this morning so sharing these chats are making me miss him a little less!
him: i don’t feel very good.
me: then get away from me – pregnant women have a suppressed immune system!!!!!
him: i am literally in the other room…
him: wow, i just burned 1,700 calories from my workout!
me: wow, i just ate 1,700 while you were doing your workout!
him: you are way prettier than olivia wilde.
me: i like you. you give people an inflated sense of self-confidence.
me: when you were gone, i made my smoothie with some of my soy ice cream instead of milk!
him: so…you had a strawberry milkshake for breakfast.
me: oh. yeah. well… it was stupid good.
talking about whether to go to a happy hour or not after my husband got back into town
him: yeah i don’t really need to go out and make small talk with others. i’ve been around people all week and i’m exhausted.
me: …yeah…i haven’t seen anyone since tuesday…
in reference to having a baby growing in me
him: OMG. you are never alone! no matter where you go, you are not alone!
me: stop. stop. stop. i can’t think of it that way. it makes me want to run away.
him: (quietly says) but you still won’t be alone…
your turn: let’s hear some of the treasures that have been said by you, to you, or around you!