Married Life Chats – Now with a BABY!

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we are long overdue for some insight into the ridiculous things that are often said within a marriage. it’s getting even funnier now that we have added a kid to the mix!

day one home from the birth center after atlas was born:
him: ohhh i found a birth mark on her!
me: are you sure that isn’t dried poop?
him: babe, of course! …oh no, wait you are right – it’s for sure poop.

him: do you want to go see suicide squad?
me: i thought that was a band until about 2 days ago.
him: how are you already such a mom?!

a few days after giving birth and still in a lot of pain…
him: ouch! atlas is pulling on my chest hair – it really hurts!
me: i can’t have you complain about that.

me: do you know where my glasses are?
him: are you serious?
me:Β um, yes.
him: they are literally on your face. you are wearing them.
me: whoa. sleep deprivation is scary.

said randomly to me…
him: if we were both attractive in high school, we never would have met.

me: ew. sugar smells like doritos.
him: gross!
me: ohhh do we have doritos?!
him: gross.

me: yay! our daughter is finally asleep!
him: we should draw on her face…

 

your turn – share some of the absurd conversations you have been having lately!

14 Comments

  1. Elyse @ Just Murrayed

    March 1, 2017 at 7:02 am

    I definitely forget that I’m literally wearing my glasses more than I’d like to admit. I also LOVE these chats you now have with a baby, definitely adds another humourous layer to your relationship!
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    • chelsea

      March 7, 2017 at 3:11 pm

      bahah i’m SO glad i’m not alone in the glasses front! oh man, we have had some seriously weeeird conversations now that we are parents…

  2. Audrey

    March 1, 2017 at 9:16 am

    “I can’t have you complain about that” – hahahahahaha!
    Aso, this:
    “If we were both attractive in high school, we never would have met.” How are husbands SO flattering some times?? Lol!
    These are all gold.
    (*Also, dog feet smell like cheetos/doritos sometimes because that’s where their sweat glades are!)
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    • chelsea

      March 7, 2017 at 3:13 pm

      i had NO idea that’s where their sweat glands are, audrey! #themoreyouknow

      and you’re right – husbands are just so dang flatter at the perfect times. ha!

  3. Vivien

    March 1, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    LMAO a whole new dimension with a child πŸ™‚ Gave me a great big smile today.

    I love how you automatically deduce it’s poop and how Ryan thinks to draw on her face.
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    • chelsea

      March 7, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      glad it made you smile, vivien πŸ™‚ WHOLE new dimension indeed – and most topics of conversations are now bodily functions and it’s gross and werid. haha

  4. jenniferhastonsays

    March 1, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Love it!

    Jeremy- “Is she asleep?”
    Jennifer- “I can’t tell her eyes are so deep set in her face.
    Jeremy- Something I never thought I’d hear you say..

    • chelsea

      March 7, 2017 at 3:17 pm

      hahha that’s a great one jennifer! it’s so funny how many conversations we are having now that we never thought we would be having, isn’t it!

  5. Sara

    March 4, 2017 at 9:20 am

    Being sleep deprived leads to many interesting conversations, I’m sure.
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    • chelsea

      March 7, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      it suuuure does! glad it’s getting better now!

  6. chelsea jacobs

    March 6, 2017 at 7:33 am

    “I can’t have you complain about that.” HAHAHA! Yes. So much yes.
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    • chelsea

      March 7, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      yeah – you totally get it! zip those lips, good sir!

  7. Christina @ Hugs and Lattes

    March 13, 2017 at 6:51 am

    Hahahha the high school one cracked me up! You should have Ravery do the cheerio challenge on Atlas. . .
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    • chelsea

      March 14, 2017 at 3:11 pm

      bahaha how did i know the cheerio challenge was a thing?!?! i just googled it. i can’t stop laughing.

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