Married Life Chats – Now with a BABY!
we are long overdue for some insight into the ridiculous things that are often said within a marriage. it’s getting even funnier now that we have added a kid to the mix!
day one home from the birth center after atlas was born:
him: ohhh i found a birth mark on her!
me: are you sure that isn’t dried poop?
him: babe, of course! …oh no, wait you are right – it’s for sure poop.
him: do you want to go see suicide squad?
me: i thought that was a band until about 2 days ago.
him: how are you already such a mom?!
a few days after giving birth and still in a lot of pain…
him: ouch! atlas is pulling on my chest hair – it really hurts!
me: i can’t have you complain about that.
me: do you know where my glasses are?
him: are you serious?
me: um, yes.
him: they are literally on your face. you are wearing them.
me: whoa. sleep deprivation is scary.
said randomly to me…
him: if we were both attractive in high school, we never would have met.
me: ew. sugar smells like doritos.
me: ohhh do we have doritos?!
me: yay! our daughter is finally asleep!
him: we should draw on her face…
your turn – share some of the absurd conversations you have been having lately!